On my Xmas list is a pair of "enhancers" from La Senza.
I've had my current pair for well over a year now. Originally I'd bought them just for a special occasion, and I had intended only to wear them once in a while; but how was I to know that having breasts would be so addictive?
I've worn them almost every day, every time I leave the house, even just to run out to the dep. I don't usually bother with makeup, and heck, with my current (read: nonexistant) clothing budget, I can't get fussy about what I wear. But I daren't be seen now without a bosom.
The old girls have become cracked & leaky, so the semi-gel from the inside adheres to my skin; every day after work I have to peel them off like little flat suckery octopi. So I'd like a new pair, please.
I can just imagine it now... when it comes time for apres-Xmas office small talk, trying to explain how my boyfriend is not a dink for giving me something like that. "...but that's what I asked for!"
pout ...if I was a trophy wife, nobody would bat an eyelash about being given breasts for Christmas.
sigh Not so much trophy wife as consolation prize girlfriend. That's why I get the Acme Peel-Off-Press-On Breasts. :)
Posted by edgar at December 11, 2002 04:21 PM