Niggling my Nether Brain

I don't know whether VP Minions thought this up all on his/her own, or if this is actually an urban legend s/he ripped off just to give me a laugh.

And now that I am considering it, it does strike a distant chord of memory that niggles my nether brain. I've definitely read this somewhere before... If anybody can point me to a link that proves this is part of our urban mythdom, please post it.

But, at the time, it was presented to me as a fact; and, at that very moment, it gave me a good hearty laugh -- probably because I don't use the upstairs kitchen. :)

I am still relishing the afterglow of the chuckle that it gave me, so I am very much disinclined at the moment to verify for myself whether this is true:

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After posting unmissable signs, dropping pointed hints every day in conversation, and, finally, sending a company-wide email, VP Minions has gotten fed up with being the only person who washes the dirty dishes left in the sink.

S/he told me today, I have posted a new sign over the sink. It says:

Fine.
You WIN.

I will wash your dishes.
I will wash your forks.
I will wash your coffee cups.
I will wash your spoons.

And then I will lick them,
and put them away.

Posted by edgar at March 27, 2003 03:44 PM