The problem with having a large dog in the office is their propensity for greeting strangers with a firm Doggie Handshake, i.e., snout in your crotch.
Whereas the tiny dog I was introduced to this morning only had enough altitude to reach me because I was friendly/unwitting enough to bend down to say hello, thus enabling him to stick his tongue firmly up my nose.
High~Brow Man! pretentious superhero, says:
Must maintain dignity... maintain, maintain, maintain...
Posted by edgar at June 10, 2003 12:47 PM