In your absence I find other forms of amusement.
I am absolutely tickled to know that one possible anagram of my name is Used Goat Harem; my second favourite has to be Durham Goatees. If I ever need to name a band, this will be the site to visit.
And thanks to Rob's Amazing Poem generator I can claim to have written:
Warning! Contains Poetry.
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{1}* Near a great Buzz of death zilch.
Death, where ~
.
a lovely
place to say hey... I
see through a
God. a
proximity of that sleep
through an indication of the sugar~silted dregs
of the neighbors already sown in front doors and
we here?
only nice
things that same & slow.
soothing. singsong. speaking.
If you feel your life still lacks a randomness of significance, then go scry the crystal bones of words as scattered by the many sites available through Algorithmic Text.
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* It's just so terribly, terribly addictive; like a rat pressing the button for a reward, I find I can't stop at just "{1}"...
There are no less than, oh, let's say, maybe thirty... maybe more... Don't say I didn't warn you, and more than once, too.
They remind me of Richard Brautigan's poetry, which I enjoy; thus I am able to suspend my disbelief about their merit.
WARNING! Gargantuan serving of bad poetry.
The Surgeon General of the Bulwer~Lytton Society says:
Bad poetry may be toxic if ingested.
{2} a wee bit of road
So full of important points
to be. there was unfamiliar to
go whizzing by.
{3} use dirt from other, dust Bowl
happily~ever~forward
A child,
as a temperature?
Unfinished business will
be
returned a young adult
and mourn the perspective.
{4} ramifications or utilitarian applications
dirt is
in a
little war with the clouds
That dirt is incontrovertable proof of existence
of a question
but I stood in a philosophy that
said when I put on my secondhand leather
coat, my demise will never plant anything
scruffy.
{5} certain schools of Death
share the truth of rain, each
condition inconsistent with wild
abandon;
Posted by a paradox and
Martha
Stuart
Living .
{6} In denial about whether Buddha would
{the flight of ettiquite}
{the formality of dissonance}
love or question the situation
{7} been working for a step closer
crazed
with rooting compound, &
augmented with something,
. Now, planted
by edgar at night
now I tried
to lounge outside.
{8} Mousehat: Koan
an ersatz zen Master
nearly two Cents and
a literary device.
{9} harder to accomodate the winds
{i} wafting like an empty metro station at Ikea
This morning, blue~
grey rainclouds were edible, some
chartreuse~yellow marzipan, poppyseed
paste and a whimsical sense
of banana peels, & carrot
scrapings and
one, of blackstrap molasses
a jar of a
paradox in a
transient golden haze
~ or ~
later, this morning, blue~
grey rainclouds were crouched
like chaff.
{ii} the overall implication being:
irrelevant . incomplete & likely flawed;
but
it, heartened me either
way...
{10} but I wasn't finished yet
No I imagine that I have been
rewritten: The
Land especially in
between; mindless habit and so
clearly, the world of
stories
I've been rewritten:
{11} sucked out the kitchen window
hell will look as if
a tornado has
ripped through my
blog
{12} a month later. this little war
the Other Side. :: absurd. ::
absurd. :: :: absurd. :: ::
maintain dignity... maintain, maintain, dignity...
maintain, dignity... maintain, dignity...
{13} lukewarm, rinse for closure
her mother. hates
you all right
{14} on the fragile note of people
first darkness
is infinity in addition to
against us the flight
of Life, Why have the fragile
note of observation, the
{15} reconstructing this accident
as a Handful of Buddhism contains the
other Person
I have
it.
To
grab past my lifetime
then you understand. Because I have broken
beyond all
reference of expectations.
{16} Initially, I am crazed with many humans
I thought: My
feet.
I saw
Despite conclusions from my feet.
I
saw Despite countless accidents;
the same dilemma of perception
{17} a lovely title for pearls.
They are breaking
my heart, of snow
as an
indication
{18} And a chapter of you
I
just want to read. me.
this summer, in the
evenings when
he
expected the stove and conscious
effort; So. so visibly devoid of the
whole kit & caboodle of Official Cheer.
{19} today I bought the sun
Omens
of pop culture villans everywhere; leaping to explain
it succinctly
{20} real ir/rational corners
Glasses
of
frost had dissolved into
idly chatting about being asked why.
a mathematical
constant, represented
by their propensity for closure, constantly thwarted by
voices, the years,
ago
now, the bad omens, maybe.
{21} map of a whorled green thumb
*, but
in my mum there's
all the situation in between
each change of Death,
those metaphysical insights & events that dirt has
come across; so laugh. :: :: This day, whenever
I have it,
still one
has passed. having a Wake, having accepted
garden as narrative.*
{22} reality, broken up into manageable bits
we poems use
words as illusions use
sight
{23} something went one way. that had two voices
I've been loitering lately in the
situation there. was, doubtful ~~ books Also said,
I finally had to dilly~dally shilly~shally
willy~nilly it's still inexplicable to
follow up on it went baboom,
been turned inside~out. of the application
of foreboding and
I really It totally creeped
me what I can
be behind in
{24} to be a Great Sugar~Cube into the bits on the dirt
the fortunes of
snow as an unspoken
slant
show
off the whole kit & caboodle
of moist sweet earth, fully developed
like impossibly exotic,
charmed & strange
minuscule albino hummingbirds.
{25} gifted with Extreme Caution
It was tempted
today I know those
summer evenings when I
go. Personally, I love
me. to get by.
{26} the paradox is up early
morning, only obliquely/peripherally via
unbidden phantom smells
to savour the maw of
observation,
browsing amongst other
people, so late to the
garden
the price
of observation, the evening,
Primrose; & Night
{27} window.passing
the added bonus, the
aroma of human presence
beginning to call our
crop of wolverines.
And my
first thought was
I've entirely forgotten
good. things like, periscopes
{28} fallen crumb of thought
genuine?
Other things... start with it. you know. how
it should be with everything.
{29} a kittycat jumps on logic
wonder whether Buddha
would mean less than nothing
to wrangle. Not the
road?
{30} Speak softly and artlessly
Speak softly and it still is, geared to more room for
koans. not a
risk to
laugh, then out of ethics ~
{This day, prematurely
waned. Once civilization,
whereas the idea of chance
might be worse.}
one can reflect
upon suffering the newspaper clippings, present them, or,
on a little wrinkly bit
of chance, I might draw
Omens of release, full of Serendipity:
brought to this
a broad wink, and doom
{I am more crazed
than reassured by, their propensity
for Regal Self denial}
How will they have broken me for more koans
But still, honey bear
nothing else can mystify
like
a
License to
Wander
{31} organic matter the entranceways
We are, notoriously difficult souls
to shuffle
around here
{32} other gods would endear you beyond repair
Most western religions approach questions of an
aftertaste
of
control as
a different assortment
of neural quiescence.
{33} if you pass away, I consider myself fooled
to the eye
the Dust
was a spoon.
handle, I noticed it,
because evidently, nobody else
grasped it
{34} kick in} . . {front door.
eat. your immminent death, with its
head in a risk to keep from giving birth to
schisms of laughter
{35} a parking spot without the weight
the interesting bit of the
conundrum of Accidents
{36} she has learned Everything she starts threading
there is a crumpled & flattened
cigarette package
of Buddhism containing the
kind of this
Everything she
starts
on
you please excuse me... this Everything
she starts threading together a teenager
Here, will be
behind her mercilessly
he has ripped through the
threads unraveling; but this
Everything given you,
show
me yet another one
of any kind.
{37} memory almost a blushing over vast fields of a day
{a problem
child, as a dance troupe...
amongst
books.}
{38} mutedfaith
a satori of wolverines
a phrase of angels
{n} Postscript: Incidentally, I possibly
because of five minutes, I saw
conclusions I have in hushed tones. despite conclusions I wrote poems, or
else who would oblige me to think beyond my favourite why