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August 20, 2003

Is that an alien in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

CoWorker came in this morning carrying many many bags.

He was also carrying a plush stuffed animal, a neon green alien with big black cat's eyes; but because his hands were full, he'd shoved the 14-inch plush alien stuffy down the front of his pants.*

He was so nonchalant about it that my first thought was,

One of his kids must have stuffed it in there while he was in a distracted moment; and, because he is a very busy individual with a lot on his mind, he has simply failed to notice the 14-inch plush alien stuffy in his pants.**

And initially, I was reluctant even to let my eyes fall upon it, let alone mention it, lest it be a source of embarassment for both of us.***

But poor taste prevailed. Who could resist a Mae West moment?

I daresay, he actually seemed relieved that someone had finally broken the ice about it.****

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* ... at least, I'm assuming it's because his hands were full...

** In fact, a one-sentence description of his personality would probably go something like, "He is the type of man who would not notice he was sharing his pants with a plush alien stuffy."

*** Your fly is open. And your plush alien stuffy is showing.

**** "Why, yes, this IS a 14-inch plush alien stuffy down my pants, thank~you for asking. It's part of my recovery from the surgery / my twelve~step program / my strategy to get promoted / my side career as a public advertising space / Bring~Your~Kid~To~Work Day."

Posted by edgar at August 20, 2003 09:06 AM
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