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December 05, 2003

Soul Mate

Wow. I've been racking my brains for unique yet cheap Xmas gifts for my Boyfriend ~ now the hunt is over. Oh, I know, he already has one; but in times like these, who couldn't use a spare?

Now it's all down to presentation. If only they sold little festive hermetically sealed reliquaries... and Shroud of Turin Xmas wrapping paper, or gift~bag grails with rosaries for handles.

Nestled in filo~esque Holy Prepuce tissue paper, adorned with ribbons & bows woven from the hair of the Holy Mother, it would be just perfect.

But alas, these are not to be found on Ebay. Maybe Martha will show us how to make those at home... along with those little cakes for that long dark teatime...

Posted by edgar at December 5, 2003 09:08 AM
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