Let's see: presticles, spectacles, wallet, watch... hey, what the ~ where's my glass eye?
Is it possible you might have recently lost some sensitive government documents? Or could it be that you're just hoping to stumble across some sensitive government documents? Then it might be worth your while to check out the Oktoberfest Lost & Found Dep't.
Wonder what a perusal of the Scotchtoberfest Lost & Found Dep't would turn up... perhaps a wild haggis* or two...
FYI, the Kitchener~Waterloo Oktoberfest opens this Friday. Keep an eye out for lost stuff...
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* I used to have an aunt who raised wild haggis. My Aunt Fanny.
Yep, Fanny Adams, that was her. Sweet little old lady, she was; dear, sweet Fanny Adams... sole owner and proprietor of the Sweet Fanny Adams Wild Haggis Dude Ranch. Happy childhood memories, watching haggis wranglers round up the wee yins and brand them with the ranch's SFA logo...
Sadly, she lost everything in the Mad Haggis scare of 2003; now, she can't even look at an oatmeal cookie without squiffing a shot of Glenfarclas from a memorial hip flask. So as a healing spiritual retreat, I'm going to take her on this year's Haggis Hunt. And then, if she's up to it, we'll go Haggis Hurling.
Incidentally, if you can't stomach a haggis, then perhaps I could tempt you instead with a sloe comfortable haggis against the wall?
Posted by edgar at October 5, 2004 09:39 AM