Go to work, go home, watch TV, eat dinner, fall asleep, get up, go to work, go home, go to the YMCA, go home, order out, watch TV, fall asleep, get up, go to work, go home, etc., on weekends subtract work and add in grocery shopping and some feeble efforts at tidying.
Wake up to cats. Pill a cat, feed the cats, tell the cats no, you can't come to work with me; come home, say yes, I was gone a long time. Pill a cat, feed the cats, cuddle the cats, fall asleep under cats. Wake up, pill, feed, console, leave, return, pill, feed, cuddle, coma. Wake up, pill, feed, console, leave, return, pill, feed, cuddle, coma. Wake up, pill, feed, console, leave, buy cat food, return, pill, feed, clean the kitty dishes, cuddle, coma. Weekends, add cleaning the kitty litter. Monthly, add buying kitty litter & medication.
Funny thing is... what saves this from being as insanely tedious as chinese water torture is, it's not even really all that organised...
Posted by edgar at February 28, 2005 06:04 PM