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November 02, 2005

Great Pink Wailin' Mother of All Walls...

The only problem is when tourists bury their heads in it and made motorcycle sounds

No, not that Wall... or that Wall... or that Wall... or that Wall.

This the THE Wall.

How soon until it finds its way into a breast cancer PSA?
Or a music video?
Or a mountaineering gym?

Definitely a tourist attraction. Like, you can't not rub the belly of the Buddha, dude! You gotta go feel up The Wall!

Oh, dear, pity the poor tourist who's had a bit too much to drink and comes to in front of this wall... how disorienting... What the...? (rubs his eyes) My god, I've got eyes like a fly... no, wait.. could I be dead? Is heaven full of fluffy clouds in the shape of... impossible, I haven't been that good... nobody could be that good... how cruel, to surround a person that good with... oh my god, this must be hell...

I'd love to see them use the wall to sponsor "Find The Lump" hunts to raise awareness & money for Breast Cancer Prevention... I'm not sure how it would work, but I think it definitely could work... I think the "Easter Egg Hunt" model would work better than the "Walkathon" model... i.e., the underlying idea being to find as many lumps as quickly as possible, not to spend hours just feeling around...

Participants would be blindfolded, of course. ;)

Posted by edgar at November 2, 2005 11:23 AM
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