There is a church in England which is quite responsibly recycling the water from its baptismal pool... by holding a holy water car wash
For some reason, all I can picture is John Cleese standing in front of a church, in a waitress outfit, holding a shoulder-slung box with a Mini in it, saying, Of course it doesn't come with bloody wafers... it's a bleeding car wash, innit? Car Wash!
It's all very well and good for the Baptists, but it would never work for the Catholics; we'd be there forever, sprinkling on the water one aspergill at a time...
Posted by edgar at May 12, 2006 12:01 PM