They must be very nice people; I'm sure getting beat up on the school playground builds character.
Below please find a list of "names".
These purported names are from junk mail which I have received. I am not making any of these up; but I wish I could have.
Would you buy anything from somebody named:
Connoted M. Brogan
Truth H. Determination
Successor R. Tristan
Prefacing P. Dyslexia
Sarcasm R. Spouted
Retribution M. Hoax
Headphones S. Eras
Castration A. Oil
Hastened S. Cremation
Regimenting F. Assets
Misty P. Senegal
Befog E. Perturb
Voluptuous I. Staccato
Garvey M. Implementer
Murmurs P. Pain
Mailer E. Roadwork
Varlet A. Insider
Impious M. Urbaner
Partnership O. Marcel
Whimsical L. Shauna
Despise E. Kandahar
Priscilla Q. Windpipe
Tenderizers H. Jumbo
Delude M. Laity
Underground V. Serbian
Exasperated H. Soreheads
Oyster M. Attila
Dissassembled J. Gauntness
Teatime C. Overuse
Clambake M. Permanence
Wayfarings P. Insightful
Soulfullness T. Anaesthetized
Materializes T. Craig
Beanbags V. Homework
Stigmatize H. Volt
Wildcat C. Synopsis
Erna B. Unquestioningly
Legless L. Preserves
Comebacks G. Disseminated
Wipers T. Mason
Decentralize S. Tallyhoing
Sake J. Anticipations
Baptists I. Outshone
Pizza M. Pucks
Entrenches L. Knuckle
Nosegays F. Hitler
Seamanship H. Zibo
Deon F. Styled
Explore O. Seebeck
Alluluia L. Percival
Hunt L. Ordure
Grog A. Transmigrating
Irately G. Luminosity
Provencals G. Victor
Understatement H. Swordfish
Compiler H. Lain
Refract I. Hardin
Beleiver B. Tributary
Loki S. Statistician
Philosophising T. Nubile
They were all such wonderful names, it was hard to single any out; but I felt I had to make an effort to determine my favourites. I want to thank everyone who auditioned, I enjoyed each and every one of you.
Third Runner-up:
Hypersensitive G. Expiation
Second Runner-up:
Gymnosperm O. Desiderata
First Place Blue Ribbon:
Inextinguishable K. Humankind
These names deserve to have characters written for them, and stories to inhabit. I'm not making any promises... let's just wait & see what happens. Maybe I'll start with pictures first...
Posted by edgar at May 18, 2006 01:03 PM