Freud says there are no accidents. Freud would have made an excellent insurance claims adjuster.
After complaints from the Catholic church, an insurance company has had to cancel the £1 000 000 Second Coming policy it had provided to a group of three women.
According to the BBC, the policy was meant to pay for the cost of bringing up Christ if one of them conceived immaculately.
Said the insurance company's managing director, "the burden of proof that it was Christ had rested with the women..."
Evidently, merely proving Immaculate Conception would not be enough to merit a payout since that sort of thing happens every day.