Haven't had enough silliness yet? Read on, and blame Rob's amazing poetry generator.
:
:
:
... Martha sells a box for that ...
I!
have made an
insurance claims adjuster. After complaints from the Catholic church,
The lucky ones
will probably end up in
a special box forced
into dormancy
:
... Freud would not be on time ...
Freud says
there are no alarm
clocks and this
is that sort of
thing that happens every day.
and since then
that is why I fall asleep on
everything.
:
... 6:seconds into dormancy ...
I fall asleep
in the kitchen
and seconds into the Omnium~
Gatherum, my
garden of Oneiromatopoeia, my
Piscina Pneuma
now swamped
with wee blooms of all mornings, a
May Day of
violet, coral and
I become
obsessed with three wee
women.
Violet, Coral and I stumble into the road
down from me as I
I
wake up in so many
words:
:
... Suppose I pass up on Christ this time around ...
Freud says there is in
my
tender mercies
The Wonderful World of mass distraction
Freud says that is why the Dormouse likes them
Freud says there was meant to be
no accidents. Freud would
have me
Syndicate this
Freud says there is a box forced into dormancy
since there are
no accidents, Freud says there was
Christ if Martha
sells a special box for him. Freud says there
was
Christ
at the bottom
of you.
:
... I should really have been more worried ...
cancel the Catholic church; an insurance
company has had provided
godliness
:
... Martha (Recently Mary, Mary & Mary Ltd.) ...
I know I become obsessed
when
you think you think
you think you hear the time
in everything.
Location
Location
Location
:
... Last night I woke up Christ ...
no more being
worried
about an impending apocalypse
at 12:13
But I wake up
at 66.6 F sharp, and I should really have made an impending
apocalypse call at
6:06
AM
:
... Supposing I ...
went back
to be revived next, to cancel
the Liminal Mind previously
to be revived next to
Freud, who would not
be revived until next spring
Christ
had a special
box just for
that
:
... Something I ...
had bought thinking,
This is in a
box for the radio
:
Freud says there are no accidents. Freud would have made an excellent insurance claims adjuster.
After complaints from the Catholic church, an insurance company has had to cancel the £1 000 000 Second Coming policy it had provided to a group of three women.
According to the BBC, the policy was meant to pay for the cost of bringing up Christ if one of them conceived immaculately.
Said the insurance company's managing director, "the burden of proof that it was Christ had rested with the women..."
Evidently, merely proving Immaculate Conception would not be enough to merit a payout since that sort of thing happens every day.
You know you've become obsessed with gardening when you think you hear the radio newscaster mention Iran's geranium enrichment program.
Down the road from me they're selling tiny geraniums for $1; and I can't pass up such a cheap deal, so our back balcony is now swamped with wee blooms of violet, coral and orange... This is in addition to all the other geraniums (red) I had bought thinking, and this will be the end of that, no more plants in my garden budget!
I don't know what I'm going to do with them all come winter... presuming they survive my tender mercies. The lucky ones will probably end up in a box -- forced into dormancy (is that why Milne's Dormouse likes them so much?) to be revived next spring.
Wonder if Martha sells a special box for that...
So of course last night I fall asleep on the sofa where there is no alarm clock; and this morning, of all mornings, I wake up and stumble into the kitchen to see the time on the microwave is 6:06AM.
But I always set my clocks five minutes fast; and since there was nothing I could do about an impending apocalypse at 6:01AM, I went back to sleep on the sofa.
Suppose I should really have been more worried about 7:07:07 (666 minutes and 66.6 seconds into the day of June 6, '06) but I slept right though that one.